The Portley Gentleman

      Being a gentleman is a problem many teenage guys have. Some guys truely understand what it means to be a gentleman, and they get a lot of respect from not only teenage girls, but older women! Just talking to girls is not enough, girls also notice the way you act and treat others, this is why it is very important to be a gentleman at all times. GUYS, YOU NEED TO LEARN TO:

Open, and hold open doors for ladies of all ages. Pull out a ladies chair for her when she sits down. If it is cold outside, offer her your jacket. Don't touch your food until all ladies at your table have been served. Do not to use profane language in front of females. When walking down the street with a lady, walk on the street side. Always look into a girls eyes, and never at her body. Never touch a girl before she touches you. Never talk negatively about any girls (even ex-girlfriends). Don't brag or talk too much about yourself. Ask her questions and listen. Only give a female a compliment if you truly believe it .Only say you are going to call, if you really are. Never release bodily functions around a female (don't burp, fart, etc.).Try to refrain from doing other gross things (picking your nose, scratching... etc.). When you meet a lady for the first time, always say "it was nice meeting you".

By following tips like these on how to be a gentleman, you will set yourself apart from most guys out there. Very few college guys are smart enough to do these types of things, so she will think you are not like all the other guys. Females have a talent for noticing everything, so make sure you are on best behavior when out with a lady. (:

     God created the Earth. And on that earth he created a man....a very portley man...And soo the Portley Gentleman was brought to life!. And his sole purpose in life was to bring you all a place in which laughter is always the daily special. Laughing is an aspect of life that keeps us all SANE! Without it, we would be dooomed to an eternity of totaly boredom, full of math lectures and flat boobs......NO FUN AT ALL!!! But, The Portley Gentleman is the answer to all of these issues. Its the next big thng in the world of funny!! My goal is to make sure you laugh....no matter if its a pic, or a video, or a joke, JUST LAUGH! Let yourself go when you explore this site! Life's too short to be all stuck up and serious all the time. Sometimes you have to be stupid and act funny. We have to thank the sweet baby jesus for the funny things he and his father put on this Earth! So the next time you see someone fall.....LAUGH.....or see someone run into an invisible buldozer......LAUGH......or witness a monkey raping a flying alligator.......LAUGH LIKE HELL!!! Laughter = Life, and if you don't laugh.....eventually you're going to die!! So, live or die......make your choice!! 

     Now most people ask: How did Tae get to be so funny? This Article is all about how not only Tae, but humor in general works. It was a long and extensive research process but I        think I finally have narrowed down the four components to being funny. Of course this article is coming from the least funny person in the videos, but hey, we all can't be Bruce Willis! The components are...

1) Timing - First you don't ever want to have bad timing. It's the most important of them all, even more so than the joke itself. You do not want to tell a joke at a funeral for instance (trust me), they will call you stupid and kick you out. The appropriate timing is between 1-5 seconds after someone has set you up for the joke, any earlier and you will look like a chiming-in turd. And later and people will say you have bad timing.

2) Material - This is the actually Joke. This consists of the Set-Up and Punch-line. Set-ups can get a bit lengthy thats why you should always try and shorten the set-up as much as possible. The Punch-line should have a funniness factor of 4:1 minimum (see wikipedia's "Funny Factor, Section 5, Page E7)

3) Delivery - This correlates to your timing, this and how you express the joke. Laugh, or at least chuckle) when you say the funny part so they know when to laugh, however do not laugh hard enough that no one can hear you.

4) Audience - Don't tell Jew jokes to Holocaust survivors.

This all being said, you can just do what Tae does and plagiarize all of your jokes from Family Guy, Futurama, or the Simpsons. This and stealing all of my ideas/jokes will get you far in life and you too can be just like Tae and wind up somehow with your own successful website!